Oh what he'd give for the days of shoot now and ask questions later...he'd teach these neighborhood punks a thing or two about a thing or two

Alone in his cubicle, a hipster laments the achingly long time it takes to grow in a beard

Despite his wonky eye he still gets the chicks...or maybe it's because of it?

That's what you'll forget

This cocaine makes me want to dance!

Bunny likes her crust

Don't let this man sell you a record contract

Girls want to be her, guys want to be with her

It's not being a 'super hero' that he hates, it's the fans